So, Have to be up for work tonight/tomorrow from 11p-7a and then go to a three hour class afterward. It sounds like I'd rather be shot out of a cannon into a pile of nerds at a convention. So after class today, I came home, stripped down so I could take a shower, and popped a super magical Ambien pill of glory. Well, I wasn't sleeping and decided to go on an adventure to the dark and mysterious frozen tundra called "the freezer"... and in it I found the pineapple king and the coconut queen and there was an epic battle. ALl the civilians were crying out in terror, while my army smothererd them in giant marshmallows,and then drowned their crying eyes out with sprinkles of all colours. It was a hard battle and many lives were lost on both sides. But to be fair. It was effing delicious and I blame the pill for implanting a war into my head.
I should probably go lay down and let the pill do it's thing, but I'm lonely and would rather have husband here so he can take away and make it hard for me to use electronics... otherwise, twitter may have to get a huge update of the death of the pina coloada. spelling is hard today. I vote that anyone who judges my spelling, try an ambian and then shove it.
I don't know that this is "as" funny as what I'm ssuppsed to do, but it sure as hell amused me. So theregoesit. I'm hilaroius.
Ps... I suck at drawing and thinking in French. Next monday is going to be a biznicth's tit. Hopefully I can super poweres activiate and figure shit oout begore hand. I see all these red squiggly lines and while I don't love them, I don' t rellayu hat them eiether.
Merry Hump day.
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